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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Laineys Day with the LawnMower

Well I wish I had Video or Pictures because right about now you would be peeing in your backyard!!! HOL

So Mommy starts that grass thing...its loud and moves and eats MY GRASS!!!!! So the first few times it passes me I charge at it (I have to let it know who is boss!) Than it KEEPS eating my grass SO now i bite the wheels Thinking that if there are NO wheels than it CANT move!!! WRONG!!! So than I change my tactic I chase it and Bite the Bag that holds ALL THE GRASS in it. At this point Mommy has yelled at me saying things like "NO" and "Your going to get hurt" and "STOP IT LAINEY". PFFFTTT i think. I get bored....Oh look a leaf....I run up on the deck lay down and just watch.

Than Mommy goes to the front to cut there...I watch in the window...Yada Yada Booooriing. People walk by "oh look at her isnt she cute" I think to myself *DUH people tell me something I DONT know*

So than Mommy has to come back in the backyard....HEY what is this machine that is loud and eats my grass....I keep Chasing it Biting the wheels...TRY to play tug-o-war with the bag AGAIN...THIS time Mommy RIPS out her ear things that make her sing even tho there is NO MUSIC *people are straaange beings*. Anywhoo she rips those out STOPS the loud machine thing YELLS LOUDLY at me AGAIN about hurting myself or something to that effect, MARCHES up the stairs points to the house and IN I HAVE TO GO!!!! She closes the door and MADE me STAY there until she was done with the grass stuff!!

NOW I Know I you are thinking here OMD she actually Yelled at that Cute Little Baby!! Justly So!!! I was in shock myself! I mean its ME her POOPER her POOH her BABY!!!

But she finally let me back out gave me a cookie and All was again at Peace with the World.

So thats my day with the lawnmower!! Maybe next time she will carry her camera BAH HAHA

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Cookie Fairy!

It has started to become a "TERM" used for my mommy and her cookie---> THE COOKIE FAIRY! If you haven't yet Please go Check out ALL the Funny and Cute Things that Lou, Pebbles and their Mommy wrote about MY mommy and the Cookie Fairy and the COOKIES!!! I think that Lou ate ALL the cookies BEFORE the days end :O although I heard that he FINALLY shared with his sister Pebbles!


We want to THANK Lou and His Mommy for writing SUCH NICE things about us! We really like our Furends!! They are the BEST AROUND!!

*pawing out MANY kisses MUWAHHHHHH (did you catch any of them?)

Signed Lainey and her Mommy!

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I TOTALLY FORGOT this one Daddy Reminded Me!!

This is my NEW mode of Swimming NO ONE CAN CALL ME DUMB!!!!

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Lainey Swimming

Here is Lainey swimming with her TWO legged sister at Grandpa's house. Its funny because if you hold Lainey above the water she will still swim even tho she IS NOT in the water....thisis NOT Lainey's Favorite thing, BUT she will swim if she has to! Once she gets out its REALLY hard to catch her to get her back in!! My Little Pooh I love her and My Niki!

Here she was AFTER her swim....getting her TAN on!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

To: The spoiled under 30 crowd

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning

Uphill... barefoot...

BOTH ways

Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay
a bunch of crap like that o n kids about how hard I had it
and how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of
thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you
don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write
somebody a letter, with a pen!

Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our a -- ! No where was safe!

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to
steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone.cause that's how we rolled dig?

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,
your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you
just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video
games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You
actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or
screens, it was just one screen

And you could never win. The game just kept getting
harder and harder and
faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was
on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! There was no
Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons
on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK
for cartoons, you spoiled
little rat-bas t--d s!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids
today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted
five minutes back in 1980 or before !

The over 30 Crowd

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Crafting for a Cure-A Relay for Life Team


FOR ANYONE living in the Illinois area I will be doing a Show to help out My Friends at a Cancer Fundraiser!! Come on out for a Good time and to help fight Cancer!

Type: Causes - Fundraiser

Date: Sunday, May 17, 2009

Time: 11:00am - 3:00pm

Location: Davinci Room at Hotel Indigo

Street: 920 East Northwest Highway

City/Town: Palatine, IL


The Crafting For A Cure team is a group of friends and family that have been coming together for 9 years to honor loved ones, celebrate survivorship and raise money for the American Cancer Society. At the same time, we recognize the courageous spirit of those battling cancer. We are proud of our success, having raised over $53,000 to date, and hope to continue to be as successful.

Spring FLing Craft & Vendor Show...A fundraiser hosted by Crafting for a Cure - A Relay for Life Team. I will be there with ALL my Doggie Goodies.....I also have some Human jewelry, Breast Cancer Jewelry....So if you have time or are in the area Please stop by as Not only is this a Fundraiser for THe Relay Life Team.. (we dontate items to be raffled off!)

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Are Video's of Violence Against ANIMALS Free Speech?

**Warning this is a SICKENING article**

Are Videos of Violence against ANIMALS free speech? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THIS IS JUST SOOOOOO SICK!!! I have NEVER heard of CRUSHING and It has made me SICK TO MY STOMACH!!!! There are days you wish you DID NOT read the paper and today is THAT DAY!!! Once you read somethings, you JUST cant Unread them.

The Supreme Court said Monday it will explore a dark corner of Americans fascination with animals, whether the sale of videos depicting dog fights and violent deaths of small animals is protected by the First Amendment's guarantee of free speech, Lawmakers were especially interestd in limiting the sale of tapes of fights between pit bulls and so-called crush videos that show women crushing to death small animals, often with their bare feet or high-heeled shoes. AP taken from the Suntimes 4-21-09

I have SO MANY swear words rolling in my head right now!! I am at a loss as to how people can find this FASCINATING! Honestly THIS is what your life is about! GRRRRRR I NEED a time out!!

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Winners for #Pussycatisland #Pawpawty

I just wanted to Congratulate all the WINNERS from the #pussycatisland #PawPawty.
I was so Happy to help out @sylviedog and Her Orphans of the Storm. Which if you would like to donate Please just stop by her blog

So The Winners for the LaineysPawtique Cookies were @GD_Kenworth & @puppy_stella & @LilyPup and @loupeb!!!!

Could you please pick from the following flavors and Soon you will be eating Laineys Yummy Cookies!!!

Cherry Milk, Chocolate Cake, Papaya Milk, Blueberry Milk, Apple Crisp, Chocolate Coconut or Pumpkin Spice.

Thanks to @Babypatches for the contest and all the work that went into this pawty and @sylviedog for inviting me into her circle of friends and getting Donations for her Cause.

Lainey says HooOOWWWwWL

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Here is Lainey Recouping from Her Visit with Sylvie & Mugsy & cousin Zippy

It was a FULL day, Meeting Sylvie and Mugsy. Sticking my tongue out at Sylvie (which I didn't mean to do, I am Sorry). Meeting Sylvie & Mugsy's Humans. The Drive there, the drive home. My cousin the Cheweenie waiting for me. Playing with him, growling barking all those cousin things we do together. Walking INside and than OUTside, repeat MANY times. Mommy talking to her sister IGNORING my NAP TIME!!!!! Than FINALLY everyone left (Zippy and auntie Pam) went to bed (daddy) so it was just ME and MOMMY sitting on the couch AS it SHOULD BE!! THAN comes out the STUPID camera!!

Well anyways here are some shots of me recouping after my BIG Large Busy Puggle Day!

P.S. HERE is a NEW picture of me wearing an Hat and Sunglasses!! Mommy's little humor AGAIN!!! When is she gonna STOP this stuff?!?!?!?!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Snack time for Lainey

Here is Lainey having her midnight snack! She usually inside outs the bag but NOT today she just had her WHOLE head in the bag!! Now her face is going to be orange.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Laineys Night of Easter

Here I am TOTALLY passed out tired. I was pawshausted!! It was a FULL day with Grandpa dropping ham like crazy (which was fun) Then at dinner time humans sure are NOT was falling ALL over the place under the table...NO vacuum is needed at our house!! AND to TOP it ALL off NO NAP!!!!! I didnt get NO nap for the WHOLE day...NO SNUGGLING with Mommy, HUMANs on my couch, I couldnt FIND my blankie!! FINALLY everyone left cept Auntie Pam and Randy and Erika and their little Mean Zippy! Mommy was finally sitting down and I was aable to crawl in Daddy's chair and than......well you see the picture.....Holidays are Hard on this little Puggle Laineybutt.

Here is my cousin Randy sleeping with my other cousin Zippy who is a Cheweenie. He sleeps in the weirdest positions. He is also MEAN he tries to bite my sister Chloe she went to smell his face and RUFF SNAP! Little doggies are MEAN.....

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Just Messing with

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Support PAWS Chicago & Save Homeless Pets

PAWS Chicago (Pets Are Worth Saving) is the city's largest No Kill humane organization, focused on alleviating Chicago's tragic pet homelessness problem. Since PAWS Chicago's founding, the number of homeless pets killed in the city has been reduced by more than half â??from 42,561 pets killed in 1997 to 18,969 in 2007. PAWS Chicago envisions a No Kill Chicago and that dream is within reach because of important lifesaving work that is being done every single day.

PAWS Chicago offers the animals it rescues a guarantee of life. The more donations we receive, the more animals we can save. Please help us save homeless cats and dogs by making a tax-deductible contribution today. A gift of any amount will help.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Chloe's Day Of Recognition

Even tho this is Laineys Blog ... Well alright LaineysPawtique's Page; I am going to give Chloe a day of her own here with some pictures.

Chloe LOVES: Her little squeaky balls if it rolls and squeaks, she is IN!! She LOVES LOVES her daddy. She Misses her sister Jade. She grew up with Jade and when I say they slept together I MEAN they slept together ALWAYS touching somehow!

Chloe Lainey and Jade (*note Chloe Holding Jade)

Now Chloe has to contend with the Little Rat we fondly call Lainey, Biting her ankles, knee's, dragging her by her collar! BUT Mommy says that I am a good sister!
Chloe LOVES sunning on the deck, Taste testing cookies, Parties at the house (Both Grandpa's like to slide extra stuff her way). Car rides to Grandpa's house, walking in the forest preserve looking at the Deer, Horses and squirrels.

JOB'S: Yard watching, if Mommy & Daddy are outside around the fire pit I MUST watch the back yard!! I must guard against intruders! One day it just may payoff! Mommy & Daddy call it "Walking the Mile...Walking the mile" I walk the perimeter of the yard!

(must have forgotten to mention Computer work Opps)

Dislikes are: NOT a big fan of the water (I KNOW I am a Lab!!) getting my feet wet is NOT my idea of FUN! This also includes baths. Nail cutting, teeth brushing, ear cleaning, brushing. I am messy and I want to STAY that way!! When Mommy Washes my Bed or toys AGAIN the whole messy smelly thing! Mommy coming to bed late and kicking me OUT is ALSO on my DISLIKE list.....come to bed early CLAIM your spot thats ALL I am saying here :0)

Here I am TRYING to fit in Laineys Bed....I did it I FIT hehehehe

Well thats about it for now. Thanks for stopping by and getting to know me I may be bigger but I am usually Nicer than that little SNOT....OH did I type that OUT LOUD?

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Just a Couple Pictures that I like

JUST 2 Pictures of my Little Pooper :0)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Just a LAZY Sunday for Lainey

This is how Lainey spends her Sundays......Its NOT easy living MY life!! There are BIG decisions like which part of the house has the BEST sun? ....If I stretch in my bed and it slides off the table will Mommy catch me? .... What happens if a Cloud comes by and the sun disappears? .... Does Mommy know what time it is on the weekends? (you know for lunch, dinner snacks etc) ....

Well anypooh here are some pictures of me on a Lazy Sunday Morning, Mid morning, Early Afternoon, Late Afternoon....I think you get the idea :0)

Daddy and the Camera!!

So I will take you back about 2 months ago...It was MY birthday...Mommy had everything ready Hat check....Cake Check....Candles check.....Camera Check... So she gives the camera to daddy and says can you take the pictures of the cake, Lainey, her hat. They sing I eat hat comes off later GREAT day. Mommy takes the memory card thing puts it into the lap tv, and next thing you know she is YELLING G*%@Y#^#&...ALMOST every picture is blurry....she says HOW can that be HOW hard is it to do it is AUTO FOCUS grrrrrr!!!!!

Okay NOW we fast forward to Saturday. Its Chloes 9th birthday.... same thing Cake check, Candles check, No hat check....Camera Check. So AGAIN (like she didnt learn the first time) Mommy gives the camera to Daddy...she sets it up for him so it will take a movie of the birthday event. We sing Chloe eats, runs with her cake coughs it up and eats more. I get slivers....DONT THEY KNOW WHO I AM????? anyways so than after Mommy says did it say recording data and daddy says yes. Daddy gives us Milk Cuz you ALWAYS have to have milk with cake! Mommy decides to tape us drinking our milk!

So Sunday mommy gets the memory card, gets youtube set up ready, puts in the momory card, downloads the pictures and movies. PLAYS the movie and thinks hmmm, tries again, hmmm again, again, LOOKS at the COUNTER it is TWO seconds LONG!!!!! SHe yells to Daddy NO MORE CAMERA FOR YOU!!!!! Somehow he STARTED the moveie and just as fast ENDED the movie. Daddy says OF COURSE its MY FAULT, Mommy says WELL YOU were the ONE HOLDING the camera and I taped them right after you with the milk and THAT CAME OUT RIGHT!!!

So to make a long story short (haha i know tooo late) here is the video and the ONLY picture of sis Chloes birthday!

HERE IS THE PICTURE (which ironically looks JUST like the video)


Saturday, April 4, 2009

We WOOF like to hear from you :0)

NEW Laineys Logo T-Shirts

If you Love Laineys why not get a shirt with our Logo on it!

They are 100% cotton shirts. There are womens fitted
t-shirts in Medium and Large. The other T-shirts are Fruit of the loom in Medium Large and Extra Large.

I make these shirts they are not from a company. I will donate ONE dollar from each shirt to

SO you will be HELPING Lainey HELP Tails of Hope!!

~*~PLEASE DON'T FORGET to specify what size you want, and if you want fitted or FTL~*~

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Fabulous Dog Treat Giveaway!

Davey's Mommy has a Dog Treat Giveaway.... ALONG with an ADORABLE(funny)stories of her Puggle Boy! Please go check it out and find out how to Win.

So, now that all you doggies out there are all salivating let me tell you the wonderful news! I have TWO yes TWO great packages of treats to giveaway. The First prize winner will get an amazing Lainey's Cookie Bucket filled with an assortment of tons of cookies! Plus a package of Rawhide Sprinkles! This prize, worth $24, is courtesy of Lainey herself.


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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lainey Singing for Her Mommy also known as HOWLING :0)

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laineys Version of a Bath

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